squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.
"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013
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A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 14, 2023
The actual best series on YouTube, TikTok, and Scratch. On YouTube it is called "Squirrel And Hippo Introductions",
on TikTok it is called squirrelandhippobusiness or SquirrelSotry, and on Scratch just "squirrel sotry" and then a number. Squirrel Sotry is a great series where a squirrel and a hippo go on bizzare adventures across Skopje, while having a battle between them, metal pipe, redblood, and a lot of others. This is the site's web adress: sites.google.com/view/squirrelsotry/home and there are a lot of secrets and others!
on TikTok it is called squirrelandhippobusiness or SquirrelSotry, and on Scratch just "squirrel sotry" and then a number. Squirrel Sotry is a great series where a squirrel and a hippo go on bizzare adventures across Skopje, while having a battle between them, metal pipe, redblood, and a lot of others. This is the site's web adress: sites.google.com/view/squirrelsotry/home and there are a lot of secrets and others!
Squirrel Sotry is a series made by StefanT2014/MrManny/Neonix/Cyborg Neonix/Cyangram, Mira/PoppyToppey/PoppeyToppey/Poppy/Poppey/Eclipse/Haunted, Flimmpy/Poppertoppy
by StefanT2014 March 02, 2024
The squirreler scampered up the tree.
by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022
by dinaseagull August 22, 2019
A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.
Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Damn firehouse squirrels.
C15 totally squirreled that call.
Get out of our district you damn squirrels.
I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
C15 totally squirreled that call.
Get out of our district you damn squirrels.
I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
by Wayward EMT January 22, 2016
when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.
Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.
If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.
Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.
If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.
On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.
by B00gle December 14, 2011