Makeup Men

The politicians and billionaire men who wear makeup and have been given power and wealth.

This is what you get when you put in Makeup Men. You know they're going to lie to you and then do stupid shit like war and stock market manipulation to distract you from the fact that they wear makeup like women.

by Publius0987 September 16, 2025

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X Men

2 lesbians going at it.

TOGETHER, WE ARE X MEN!

by Cgbt1 November 30, 2020

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Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth

"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"

by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019

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the men

A phrase to use when you cannot completely wrap your mind around the actions/thoughts of a man.

Rosey : “He just told me he doesn’t know how to do laundry and he’s 18.”

Emily: “The men.”

by killem13 August 17, 2022

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C-Men

The rip-off version of X-Men but with a lot more members including:
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the new series C-Men, it's like a ripoff of X-men

Person 2: No, what is it?

Person 1: The creamy white stuff inside your mouth

by GMN11 July 1, 2022

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