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Ben Jones

An Internet creeper, someone who makes inappropriate and lewd sexual advances towards another individual in a public forum.
Dude! Quit Ben Jonesing the ladies! They don’t appreciate unwanted sexual advances from creepy guys on the internet. That’s no way to treat a person!
by TAGS Crappiest Caver May 21, 2018
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Jones Effect

When your favorite restaurant is closed on certain days or at a certain time and your craving for it becomes stronger during those periods.
I usually feel the Jones Effect on Sunday because Paseo is closed and I cannot get my Midnight Pork sandwich.
by JeoCasher March 30, 2009
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Pizza Man Jones

I wish I could fuck Pizza Man Jones right now, he keeps himself AND thee pizza hot!
by a name 44 July 1, 2018
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Star Jones Reynolds

Starlet (Star) Jones Reynolds is a lawyer. A diva. A talk show co-host at ABC's The View. Recently got married to Al Reynolds who happens to be a banker and gay. She got corporations to sponsor her recent wedding. She is a pop icon.
I saw Star Jones with Al Reynolds last night at the club. Al started checking out my boyfriend. Star got pissy and sat on Al.
by Ayi Delisi November 19, 2004
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Jones-n-it-up

To drive around, with friends, aimlessly while attempting to find somthing to do.
Ben and his friends were jones-n-it-up Friday night before they got a call and were invited to a party
by Matt May 13, 2005
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Mike Jones!

A one hit wonder, terrible rapper from the 2000's. In certain situations, wanna be gangsters will yell out his name to try and sound cool.
Dylan: Yeah, that sounds pretty awesome.
*2 or 3 seconds of silence*
Luis: Mike Jones!
Everybody: Dude, who still says that???
by HonusP July 27, 2010
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