(noun)
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
Get the Dream Jokemug. Dream Stans are people who enjoy watching Dream (the green mc manhunt boi) so much it's a clinical disorder. Most of the time they actually have genuine mental disabilities. Whenever someone posts their opinion that is negative about Dream, expect them to get picked up and thrown into a volcano. Some of them promote or make NSFW art of Dream and other Dream SMP characters, like Tommyinnit, who is a minor. (By the way, don't send any hate to these people.)
The Average Dream Stan in Action (heavily exaggerated)
"OH MY GOD, GUYS! DREAM POSTED A NEW VIDEO! TIME TO GO TO MY COMPUTER AND CREATE EXPLICIT ART AND SCREAM AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY SAY A SINGLE THING NEGATIVE ABOUT HIM!"
"Dream Stans are odd."
"NO! TO THE GULAG!"
"OH MY GOD, GUYS! DREAM POSTED A NEW VIDEO! TIME TO GO TO MY COMPUTER AND CREATE EXPLICIT ART AND SCREAM AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY SAY A SINGLE THING NEGATIVE ABOUT HIM!"
"Dream Stans are odd."
"NO! TO THE GULAG!"
by feathersc July 24, 2021
Get the Dream Stansmug. by The choco master May 20, 2021
Get the Hopes and dreamsmug. (n.) - email letters and messages that appear in your dreams at night while sleeping, only to disappear into thin air upon waking
"Wow, last night I had a dream that I was emailing back and forth with Bill Gates, and he was replying to me, I couldn't believe it. And then I woke up and realized it was all just dream-mail."
-- "Overheard at a watercooler in a Seattle office building
-- "Overheard at a watercooler in a Seattle office building
by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009
Get the dream-mailmug. The balance of sleep and bliss through someone's mind. Nothing but pure happiness, sleeping in this state causes nothing but pure love within ones mind
by Flamesd August 24, 2016
Get the Emerald Dreamsmug. Mom: Ok you gonna meet you cousin
Son: Yeah sure mom
While meeting*
Son: Ok that was great anyways what youtuber you like
Stan: I like dream!
Son: Oh. like are you Dream stan and own twitter and cancel people!
Stan: Yes!
Son: Ok im bring my chainsaw from my dads basement youve been trolled
Son: Yeah sure mom
While meeting*
Son: Ok that was great anyways what youtuber you like
Stan: I like dream!
Son: Oh. like are you Dream stan and own twitter and cancel people!
Stan: Yes!
Son: Ok im bring my chainsaw from my dads basement youve been trolled
by Feryk April 16, 2021
Get the Dream stanmug. When I invite a lady into my bedroom while listening to Heart- These dreams. I make sure she lays down on my chest to get a sweet peak at my dream catchers.
by Rsn one May 15, 2018
Get the Dream catchersmug.