David LaForce

David LaForce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Marco Tanzi, David LaForce traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi River and freed the slaves. David LaForce singlehandedly caused the 2004 Tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an Eastern direction.

That David LaForce is one tough son of a bitch.

by El Chalequito November 6, 2010

david vielma

A man who looks to be dying of obesity. usually having three chins and steals other peoples stuff for the fun of it but always gives it back in the end. they always have something on them to make them to try and look cool, as for example beats headphones around their neck.

david vielma: *starts laughing*
guy 1: why do you have three chins
david vielma: shut up faggot

by aminomemecicle October 15, 2017

David Block

A Vietnamese / Cambodian slang for a long block of road. Usually takes around 30 minute walk or 5 minute drive.

Yooo, the place isn’t that far, it is about a David Block.

by Fan dancer August 28, 2023

David Blanus

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.

That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!

by Ligs March 1, 2019

David Tennant

David Tennant is a Scottish actor who has played half of all characters ever created but is especially known for the Tenth Doctor, DI Hardy and the demon Crowley. The last role especially is often considered his sexiest for obvious reasons

David Tennant strutted around a lot on the Good Omens set

Oh my God! Have you SEEN David Tennant as Crowley?

by FlamingBentleyGoVroom September 13, 2020

David Loss

A name given to someone that as reached there peak.

Messi is a David loss

by MR LCS November 17, 2019

David Wolfe

Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.

David Wolfe is a fucking tool.

by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018