Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.

The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.

by Rlvers October 6, 2016

polish mace

When someone smells or looks so bad your eyes burn

That sweaty mexican looks like polish mace

by beaudrox September 19, 2016

Polished shit

Wealthy or rich snobs who are otherwise unattractive, dirty, whorse-man whores, doesn't shower, bitches-dicks, think they are so much better but in all reality wouldn't last a day in the real world bc they are stuck up bitchs whom live off of their families wealth but no one actually likes them but acts like they do because well they are rich but very ugly and dirty and well nasty

Katelyn weigen and all of her friends and associates are a bunch of polished shit!

by Apparent "dirtball"-_- July 28, 2016

polish the keg

Spitting into your hand and rubbing the head (or glans) of the penis.

"Hey baby, wanna polish my keg?"

"Are you gonna polish the keg or what?"

by Yoford July 18, 2016

The Polish Bagpipe

A group of well hung eastern europeans circled around a unsuspectiing girl while blind folded.

Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.

by transamguy December 17, 2012

Polish pulverizor

When a guy is getting his knob polished and right before he finished the polisher punches them in the junk.

Dude I was getting a bj and that chick gave me the Polish pulverizor.

by Drg1992 September 7, 2013

polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.

"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."

by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013