pencil-eater

A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.
"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"

"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"

"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"
by JITTERS_XP July 08, 2024
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Metal eater

A very cool person, really gay and likes singing, raging adhd. Performer Cus they like to show off😢 will forever sell their soul for KURMPAT and craig😢 get yourself a metal eater.
by Metal Eater March 13, 2023
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Sheet eater

Someone who does way too much psychedelics, acid in particular (eating entire sheets of blotter.) Usually delusional, egotistical, and retarded.
Guy 1: “You need to go on a spiritual journey to awaken your third chakra, man.”
Guy 2: “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You sound like a total sheet eater right now.”
by SHITIMDEADAGAIN June 18, 2022
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Orange Eater

1. (noun) someone or something that eats oranges
2. (noun) a lazy prick
Did night shift even show up last night or are they just a bunch of fuckin' orange eaters?
by Aerestes May 20, 2022
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Dixieland dirt eater

Where you poop in a girl’s mouth while having sex
When we where having sex I pulled out the Dixieland dirt eater
by A Dixieland dirt eater April 27, 2022
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Cupcake Eater

Slang term used to describe someone who is attracted to children; a pedophile.

Originates from a famous quote by YouTuber EDP445, during a 2021 sting operation.

In 2021, EDP445, a well-known online content creator, was exposed through a sting operation organized by Alex Rosen of the Predator Poachers. They posed as an underage, 13 year-old girl online to catch EDP445 attempting to solicit sex from them.

When caught & confronted on the street, he told them:
"I was actually coming out here to pick up a Cupcake."
Person 1: "You hear about the latest _____ update? He went on an insane tirade about someone being a groomer."
Person 2: "Yeah, I did. It's rich of him to say that because y'know.. he's a cupcake eater himself."
Person 1: "Pot calling the kettle black, am I right?"
by Ruffits August 18, 2024
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cupcake eater

slang for paedophile.

reference to now famous youtuber "EDP445" who was caught approaching a 13yo girl's house, and responded by claiming he was simply "out here to grab a cupcake".
person 1: "hey have you heard about <minecraft youtuber>"
person 2: "yeah, apparently he turned out to be a.. *clears throat*.. cupcake eater"
person 1: "wow. im so surprised"
by telamons chicken hat April 07, 2024
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