total dad

Total dad: a phase used to explain how hot an older man (30’s - early 60’s) is.

Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”

by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019

pips dad

what pip keeps in his basement

pips dad is hooked

by quartz89 February 2, 2022

Dad joke

The highest form of humor to ever grace the planet.It is so elite that not everyone understands.

*Real life example*
Dad: listen to this funny joke
Me: ok… go ahead
Dad: a white horse in a mud puddle
Me: that’s not funny
Dad: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: that is such a dad joke
Dad: *still laughing* well I keep it in my dada base BAJAJAJAJAJAJ

by Zozi May 16, 2023

toad's dad

this guy claims to love his wife but he always rapes his sons brian and stinky not joe though b/c he is cool. he makes brain suck his cock while stinky eats out his asshole... his wife likes the pussy as well

why is toad's dad a son fucking wierdo

by kinger splash February 6, 2005

dad-gummit

"gumming" something was a reference to chewing on something, popularly it used to be a reference to toothless old hillbilly men arguing with each other. Today it's used as a term of disgust, along the line as, "oh, for Pete's Sake!", or, "For crying out loud!". It's proper use is more along the lines of, "shut up!" as in, "go chew on something to keep your mouth busy so you're not bothering me."

"Dad gum it and leave me alone." (Dad-gummit, leave me alone!)

by Alastonia Dubhlinn October 13, 2006

dad's salt

A special, secret, blend of salts manufactured by my father

I will now sprinkle a large amount of dad's salt onto my noodles.

by MrWamosh May 11, 2004

step dad

What kids call the man their divorced mother remarried. See: Step Father Or asshole
He is a complete jerkoff and abuses his power over his step children.
They are usually calling their wife "baby" or anything stupid along those lines.

Person A: B, can you come over my house today?

Person B: Naw, the asshole thought it would be nice to groud me this summer for not doing one of my chores.

by Stabby91 July 7, 2005