udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.
The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?
by Definitively Cool December 12, 2023
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Crap Splash

When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.
I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.
by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016
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chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.
Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!
by Major Broseph January 26, 2009
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Over this crap

An exclamation of wanting to be rid of a problem or situation. Can be used as a 1st or third person expression.
1st person: My car battery just died after getting it from the shop, I am so friggin over this crap!

3rd person: Stacy's kid is always sick, she is so ready to be over with this crap.
by SaphirePhil January 16, 2019
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crap-aray

stock of books you keep in the crapper ,for reading and other stuff..
(if you know what i mean....)
john, why are the pages of this magazine in the crap-aray, all stuck together?

john:what do you think?

me :eweeeew
by 8055 March 21, 2014
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Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett
Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄
by Chicken.wings May 24, 2021
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half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus
"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!
by dr right wing August 17, 2014
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