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Dark Days

A period(pun absolutely intended) of puberty where a male teen would feel horny as shit and masturbate several times a day. It will only become Dark Days if the addiction left the body before adulthood. So adult perverts by definition never had a Dark Day because they never left it.
My Dark Days started because some anime comic artist just decided to make their creations too "cute" which absolutely burns my 13 year old brain like diesel and turned me into a pervert. Luckily I have left my Dark Days by considering just how degenerative that is and I have started a new life where peace and happiness last longer than a masturbation session.
by Geese Couch Taming November 9, 2021
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Dark Balla

oR DB; A person who thinks material wealth is the pinnacle of existence. Showing off bling bling is a must for this person. They also protect their "tough guy" image with ferocity. Chosen professions for Dark Balla's usually include NBA player, Rapper or piece of shit on government aid.
What is that ruckus? Oh, its just a Dark Balla representing.
by R &C May 26, 2007
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Dark light

When unwanted or unbearable truth is revealed or when a surprising negative within a situation or someone is exposed.
I know you don’t want to hear this Mr Smith, but I’m just giving you the “dark light”

I was ready to give him all of me but then I saw the “dark light” and now I know the truth.
by Katrirobell February 1, 2019
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snowflaked in the dark

when a desperate white female has sexual relations with at least 8 african american males in one duration.
when this chick was laying on this bed and she was surrounded by niggers, she was taking it in the ass, vagina, mouth, tits, dual handjobs and footjobs. man it was insane, tht was like 10 feet of dick inside her. she was getting SNOWFLAKED IN THE DARK
by Dick694u February 19, 2009
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Dark Web

Congratulations Internet User; by searching this term, you have officially allowed access for all of the INTERPOL to begin monitoring your internet usage for the next 25 years. Have fun.
“Hm, I wonder how I can access the dark web” *phone beeps* “What the hell?”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 12, 2023
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dark reaver

that kid is extremely obese, and he is obsessed with counter strike
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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Dark web

Where you go to get fucked but you’re too scared of getting stabbed by a real dealer even though you probably wont
by Clifford Marcus November 27, 2017
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