Crap of Shame

A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.

Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.

by BigPmpn April 29, 2014

sheet shame

this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.

"Sally, you left some behind on my bed"
"God, I'm such a sheet shamer"

by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

shame jelly

Male ejaculate, cum

Jack went to the glory hole and came out covered in shame jelly.

I coated that bitches face with some shame jelly!

by SnowmaND October 14, 2023

Shame bang

when you take one for the team like when your friend says that he needs a wingman and then you all the sudden think your watching an episode of my 600 pound life

Todd woke up and realized he shame banged Gina.

by Livenearparliment June 13, 2023

phat shame

A phat shame is used to describe something that is upsetting or a misfortune that is especially big. Invented by Caitlin

"I'm alllergic to pickles"
"oh that's one phat shame"

by Caitlindudlyke November 2, 2017

the drive of shame

Driving home hungover after a night of drinking and sex. In the same clothes as the night before!

Nick: "Bro see that girl in the Benz."
John: "Yeah bro totally doing the drive of shame."

by kk&jj May 5, 2018

shame pound

When you wake up drink the coagulated cocktail on your nightstand from the night before.

When she woke up this morning she shame pounded her grey hound from the night before. It's funny cause it's true.

by Slick Mickey November 6, 2015