Teddy

a teddy is a very good friend but he takes advantage of you, also a man whore who makes himself look less attractive by shaving his head

hey guys im teddy and I don't know how to communicate with human beings

by Isabella Roberts July 28, 2019

Teddy

Teddy's most likely like to be the life of the party, they're down to earth but the cons of Teddy's they ditch their loved ones for partying and drugs, they have a bad temper and usually hurt those who care about him. Teddy's have major anger issues, and what they spew out of their mouth are snakes and frogs! Teddy only cares about himself and snorting coke!

Christina: What's the matter Lisa? Why are you sad?
Lisa: Teddy yelled at me for no reason!
Christina: Again? Teddy seems to have an anger issue....

by Heathens1312 August 28, 2019

teddy

teddy is a guy who seems like he would be the best person in the world but he’s not he will ruin your life you say or do a bad thing around him your in trouble he hates the word no so you have to deal with what he says because teddy is a scary person but on the inside teddy is scared he’s a little pussy you need to be careful if you know a teddy.

“look here comes teddy let’s hide”

by tiktok addict February 21, 2020

Breckin Tedders

An actual fucking god. Breckin Tedders has a gigantic penis. Sculpted like a Greek statue, Breckin Tedders is easily the hottest motherfucker that ever lived.

Damn, that nigga is a Breckin Tedders!

by Breckin Tedders May 24, 2022

Teddypig

A Teddy Bear And A Pig Put Together.

Cjs A Teddypig. :)

by Dreammaaa June 29, 2011

cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.

I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.

by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014

teddy

(verb) - The act of going down on a female ; the tongue in and or around the vaginal area. Eating it up.

(antonym) - Plies version of becky

(origin) - The females needed a nickname for what they wanted

guy: ay girl lemme get some of that becky.

girl: man fuck that becky, you better get down and give me teddy

by bossman92 December 5, 2009