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Where the table lands

“Where the table lands,” refers to allowing things to happen naturally and accepting the outcome, without trying to change it.
Him: Can we talk later?
Her: I’ll be back in about two hours.
Him: Ok, we’ll see where the table lands then.
by ETENKHF February 15, 2025
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White Table Cloth

High end steakhouse with private booth and white table cloth...
My old lady took me to this nice restaurant and gave me a hand job under the white table cloth....
by Cheese N Cecil February 25, 2025
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paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.
Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"
by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025
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Tennessee Table Top

The act of eating a fuckton of taco to the point of boiling diarrhea,taking off your cloths and start shifting while breakdancing
Jacob:how’d you handle the break up?
Max:I broke into that bitches crib and I pulled off a Tennessee Table Top.
by ThatGuyGodfrey March 9, 2025
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Tableing

When you and your homies go out while being drunk and distract someone as another person comes from behind and body slams the unsuspecting victim into a table, then crushing them with another table.
Yooo me and the guys went out last night and started tableing unsuspecting elderly people. You gotta join us tomorrow night!
by Theonewhowhat March 19, 2025
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TABLE

A person who pops up randomly like a thirty second unskipable ad and brings the motherfucking table to the function
"Oh here comes jake the table" "table is so smash able"
by Capycinno March 22, 2025
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