suicide hickey

when you try to hang yourself and it leaves a mark on your neck

bro, what's that on your neck?
that's my suicide hickey

by jrotc boy January 15, 2018

Suicidal Depression

A Condition that most Internet users have.

Guy: I have Suicidal Depression
Girl: Oh cool, you use Reddit

by UnHomo May 19, 2021

Cause of Suicide

Middle school and especially PARCC testing which you take in middle school is the leading cause of suicide in anyone of any age. People prefer hell to middle school and rightfully so. If you are going into 6th grade, just die, its easier. Not really, but kind of.

Why did he have to commit suicide?
He was in middle school.
And
# Cause of Suicide

by AC from Northern May 1, 2019

suicide squat

A squat so heavy that a person at least injures themselves. If done successfully the injury can even be terminal.

Did you hear that John made a suicide squat? I hope he survives.

by Agiz August 24, 2016

Pseudo suicide

Jumping off a one foot cliff to win a bet and not have to pretend you're not crying any more.

Come down off that 1 foot ledge dude, it's a beautiful day out, you can commit pseudo suicide tomorrow.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Twitter suicide poll

On Twitter, a suicide poll is that someone makes a poll with no context, which means that they are going to try to commit suicide or hurt themselves. The caption starts off with a single period: "."

Then there's the poll. One choice means suicide while the other choice means self-harm.

If you see a suicide poll on Twitter (or either Instagram), do NOT vote and do NOT quote retweet on it. CONTACT the person. If you quote retweet it, some people will see it and will either vote or not vote on it.

So be careful.

If you or a friend sees a post with a Twitter suicide poll, contact your friend to see if they are okay. You can also talk to a parent or a loved one about your problems.

If you or a friend are on the verge of committing suicide, you can call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. It's 1-800-273-8255.

That's 1-800-273-8255.

So, please just remember that. And please do not commit suicide, guys.

Just don't.

by taynimated March 13, 2021

Suicide Photo Bomber

A photo bomber that out of sheer stupidity, identifies themselves while photo bombing, i.e. through a direct faceshot in the picture, introducing themselves, or any other way that would identify someone, or worst of all, photo bombing without making a facial expression while giving a facial shot and identifying themselves. Suicide Photo Bombers generally have the balls to photo bomb but always forget the important part: Screw it up without screwing yourself over.

Me: Hey, Jason, see the hotties taking a picture? I'm gonna photo bomb them.
Jason: Ok, let's do this.
*i walk behind them and make a messed up face. Jason walks in front of the camera and gives a direct faceshot without a messed up face*
*At same time as he walks in front of camera* Jason: Hi, my name is Jason Jones.
Me: Fail. Way to be a Suicide Photo Bomber and reveal who the hell you are, dipshit.

by Royce McMillan June 3, 2010