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smufficate

To smother and sufficate together; at the same time
If I use that blanket, I will smufficate!
by sabbycat June 30, 2009
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Scuffin Muffin

The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.
Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010
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Shufflitis

the inability to complete a full song before changing to the next (ipod/mp3/itunes)
OCD song listening attention span of a five year old.
when your roomate has shufflitis and can't stick to one song much less a genre. fuckin stupid shufflitis. camping in the back yard and dad won't stop catching shufflitis to those oldies that you really hate but don't have the heart to tell her that she's fuckin stupid
by D4/Knefhead-egg September 3, 2011
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Scuff

Word to describe someone who's cringy
by Notyourdog March 6, 2017
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starbucks shuffle

The act of throwing out the prior Starbucks cup when ordering another cup either the next morning or later that day at the drive-thru.
"WTF??? That snotty barista was pissed when I asked him to do the Starbucks shuffle for me after paying $3.84 for a latte!"
by patty browning January 24, 2008
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Manhattan Shuffle

To go or do something, and then turn around before completing it.
I started to walk to the gas station, but realized that I didn't really need a Snickers, so I pulled a Manhattan Shuffle and just went back home.
by Radmetalmonk January 15, 2009
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0600 shuffle

The scene at 0600 on base housing (Military Housing) while deployed service memebrs' spouses have the person they have an affair with leave. Chances are they are service members too.
He's just worried about the 0600 shuffle, and doesn't want to get mixed up in it.

Sorry miss i don't participate in the 0600 shuffle.
by PCProv22 May 31, 2009
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