Sperm Face

The kind of face that when you see it you just want to jizz on it.

Guy 1: Jesus Christ did you see her face? I just want to jizz on it.
Guy 2: Yeah she has such a sperm face.

by HarryPitt February 24, 2011

Sperm bat

A persons sperm flys away

As the man was mastabating he had a sperm bat "I've got a pet sperm bat"

by Downsindrome July 20, 2016

speed of sperm

to adjaculate so fast that it brakes the speed of sound

garrys adjaculation was so fast it was travaling at the speed of sperm

by roastmutton July 3, 2011

Sperry

(For men) When you cover yourself in cum and kill yourself by giant dildo in front of your kids.

The man was sperry-feeling the last year.

by TittyTwister42069 March 2, 2017

Spermology

The idea that when an individual passes away, they become a single sperm who then goes on to be chosen to be reincarnated when a female and male make love.

Through the belief of spermology, it becomes clear that Megan Fox is the reincarinated sperm of Marilyn Monroe.
also, Barack Obama is the reincarnated sperm of Martian Luther King Jr. and Usain Bolt is the reincarnated sperm of Jesse Owens.

by Domepiece extrordinare jr January 10, 2010

spermicidal maniac

one who masturbates constantly. every hour on the hour, or something to that degree of frequency.

dude, ted is a spermicidal maniac. i swear he dissapears at least 6 times a day to "clean his room"

by Mike Q. October 12, 2004

sperm harvester

a tart who shags around a lot

That old tart puts it about,she's a sperm harvester.

by shovell2 November 10, 2007