Ramen Sock

1. Noun. A sock filled with ramen used to jack off.
2. Verb. To masturbate, specifically wherein one fills a sock with warm cooked ramen noodles and uses it as a fleshlight, but can be used in place of any other term for masturbating.

Zach: hey Liam, have you seen this new Piper Perri film? God it’s so hot.
Liam: yeah I ramen socked to it last night.

Dad: please disconnect from the Bluetooth, we need to talk.
Me: can’t, I’m ramen socking right now.

Jackie: Ethan you’re so sweet, I wish I could find a guy like you.
Ethan: fuck you Jackie blue-balls, get out of my house so I can ramen sock.

by Coolbabies March 16, 2019

Wind sock

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.

Jason was high that night and on the drive home he put his head in a wind sock.

by Molly yono September 24, 2021

poop sock

A sock used to poop in also can be used as a weapon in times of utmost importance

I HIT HER WITH A POOP SOCK

by dreamsickle June 29, 2020

weed socks

weed infused socks so your feet can get high. If you burn them and inhale the smoke, you will also get high. Fios are very addicted to them

wow man im so high because i just bought some weed socks

by olivia is stupid December 23, 2020

sock jammer

a fan of everyone's favorite british indie bedroom music artist Ricky Jamaraz

"I am a passionate sock jammer"

by tzu_ October 12, 2023

The Bowmer's Sock

Its the sock used by identical twins in their teenage years that they shoot them loads into. Rather than do their own thing these identical twins split one pair of socks and have a sock each for their own personal "pleasure". Unlike the well known "posh wank" when you wank into a comdom, a Bowmer Sock wank is just like that except much poorer, well not unless you are one of the twins !

Hi Bob......oh hi Craig......I'm just spliting this pair of socks, one for you and one for me, enjoy wanking into it.

OR.....

Could you boys bring The Bowmer's Sock down for its yearly wash.......ok mum we will bring them now.

by Lizelly McJunior September 20, 2010

Having Socks On

Having socks on means anything zesty, sus, homo, or gay is immediately not zesty, sus, homo, or gay. Synonymous to saying “pause” or “no homo”

“You I could eat the fattest glizzy right now” “Dude that’s zesty” “Nah bro I have socks on” “Oh okay gangy” - Having socks on

by SylviaZz September 25, 2022