Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates

Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed

by emg67 February 23, 2015

thick sock

The act of one producing fecal matter into ones sock then beating ones mate with the sock to create an amazing orgasim.

Bro, I totally gave Rich's sister a thick sock last night. That gives me the rush!

by Blaze rinse March 1, 2015

steak sock

The male version of meat curtains

Hey look at the guy on team hot sauce with the huge steak sock.

by Hotsauce420 April 5, 2016

cock in a sock

Loose.

Who's idea was it to use sticky tape and not nails? Its flopping around like a cock in a sock!

by captaindigi November 2, 2018

Sock Offs

The cheapest of knock offs (usually of asian origin), so bad it knocks your socks clean off.

Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"

"Dude come over let's try this whack ass sock off"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"

by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018

Wank Sock

Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.

"Shit, i've been busted. My mum found my wank sock under the bed last night!"

by Arse face August 13, 2017

Slimy socks

When a persons feet sweat so much that when they take off their shoes, it's soaked in sweat and the sock has started drooping off the foot. Term was most likely started in the locker rooms of schools.

Eww Eric, your have slimy socks.

by potatoali August 10, 2017