Small Penis Day

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th
by SebastianP March 25, 2024
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small pants

pants that are small enough to derive comments and taunts from others and provoke the pants wearer into untoward actions
Hey coach, maybe you should focus on how small your pants are, rather than breaking a clipboard...

small pants
by bob zimway October 07, 2021
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The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.
Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.
by SkwidBoyTV July 01, 2021
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Smallness

shawness
”Shawness is Smallness .”
Silly Smallness, tricks are for kids
by notsmallness June 13, 2018
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just a small scratch

Broken bones , destroyed body , nothing is all right , death is 2mm from your face.
Anime girl : Are you okay?
Main Character : *near death* It's just a small scratch...
by Please send help, it's so cold December 31, 2017
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Small orange

It isn't a tangerine or whatever else u wanna call it. Its a small orange or an orange or a bit orange.
"I kinda want an orange right now"
"what type?"
"a small one"
"so a tangerine?"
"NO. A small orange."
by Yourlovelymom July 07, 2022
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small hemoroid

A worm like vein that pops out of your butthole during times of stress and constipation
That damn small hemoroid keeps rearing its ugly head.

Harry stole the preparation H because he was embarrassed to buy it
by turkeydurkey February 11, 2015
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