Simone

Often pronounced seemone seamen and Simon,she is a talented dancer and gymnast who hates s.n.,enjoys Fresh meat and will "fart on your desk".She is highly studious and one of my absolute favorite people

Simone is in 4.1,reps flambooboo and is soon to teef 5 boxlunches

by Kcastle January 21, 2023

Simon

Simon is a very handsome guy who knows how to cook. He is the best type of person with a name starting with S. If you meet a Simon, you should trow away all your friends named Simen, Sara, aso (and so on).

Guy 1: Yo, look at that guy, he is so cool.
Guy 2: His name is probably Simon.
Guy1: Absolutely.

by ma6673 September 19, 2022

Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.

Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.

by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022

Simone land

The hottest woman on the planet

#1 Rated Milf

She was a real Simone Land

She was really Hot

by tittytwister69420 October 2, 2022

Simon

got some dirty ass toe nails, doesn't brush his teeth, bro thinks he pulls but all he needs to pull is some deodorant to his fucking armpits cause u can smell him from 2 miles away.

fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch

by Simon dirty asf October 3, 2022

Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.

Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon

by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022

Simonson Ave Activity

Bussy boy collective

One who loves other men’s butt- Also loves to be penetrated by other men

One who loves other men’s butt- Also loves to be penetrated by other men - (Simonson Ave Activity)

by billgatesmom October 9, 2022