stop short 

When the driver is on a date and pretends to stop short in an emergency situation, hence putting his arm out as if to stop the passenger from flying through the windshield. But what he is really doing is feeling her boobs...

"Dude, you used the stop short? That's my move!"

stop short by Robby H. November 9, 2004

holly short

A badass elf who slapped fairy gender roles in the face by being the first female captain in LEPrecon. A friend of Artemis Fowl.

Holly Short is my favorite character! She's so brave!

holly short by celebrianofimladris February 26, 2014

two cans short of a six pack

adj. stupid or crazy; not "all there."

oh man, look at this two cans short of a six pack

two cans short of a six pack by Mohamed youssif September 5, 2008

Few Cards Short of a Full Deck

Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.

Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?

Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.

Few Cards Short of a Full Deck by DrHarley06 October 30, 2007

One fry short of a happy meal. 

Nutty, Crazy, Simple, Retarded,

One card short of a full deck

That was an unbelievable, amazing and really stupid thing he did. He must be "One fry short of a happy meal."

That guy is not all there, think he must be "One fry short of a happy meal."

One fry short of a happy meal. by 007professor007 April 1, 2010

Sweet-short-long 

The descriptive name of a now-famous male hairstyle. Before it was called the "sweet-short-long", it was called "hockey hair". Of course, now it is called the "mullett". But the potential for slight shifts of emphasis within "sweet-short-long" cleary make it the best choice, as illustrated by the example below:

Friend 1: I haven't seen Jackson in awhile. Does he still have that sweet-short-long?

Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.

Sweet-short-long by Kurtisheath January 18, 2009

National Kiss A Short Person Day

Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.

"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"

National Kiss A Short Person Day by Fred_Jr. October 28, 2019