Shomping

1 Frivolous purchases, without need or use for
the items.

2 Going to stores with the sole intentions of looking for things to spend money on.

“Let’s go shomping, darling! I’m feeling like spending obnoxious amounts of money on things we don’t need, and will likely never use!”

“Well, there isn’t necessarily anything I need, but I’m sure if I go to the store, I can find something to buy!“

by Johnny Evangelista December 3, 2023

Shooting tour dates

When a basketball player has a bad shooting performance that their stat lines resemble calendar dates (eg. 5/18, 2/12, 3/11). Typically used to make fun of players who have a stretch of bad games.

"Trae Young been shooting tour dates lately, 1/12 and 4/17 last two games"

by epicgamer999 March 16, 2024

Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024

shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".

I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

Shooting Star

A person who comes by and changes your life for the better but the circumstances don't allow you to continue the relationship with them e.g., right person, wrong time.

We make wishes when we look at shooting stars. That person was like one coming true.

I knew it when I saw her. She was my shooting star.

by spiderc4m November 24, 2024

Shmooping

Shmooping (SHA-MOO-PING) verb.
Shmooping is the act of munting, and figging at the same time.
Shmooping is most commonly used as a brainrot term.

Shmooping is a horrible act that only crazy people do.

You’re just a shmooper!

by Ford_Superduty December 16, 2024

Shmooping

Shmooping (SHA-MOO-PING)

n. Usually used as an insult brainrot term

v. The act of munting while figging

You stupid Shmooper!

I’m really into Shmooping

by Ford_Superduty December 17, 2024