Skip to main content

Shipping mark

When someone writes (in a public place)- the initials of two people they think should be together win a relationship.
“Oooh- I ship HM+TL- let me carve a shipping mark onto this tree”
by Secretary Hamilton December 23, 2023
mugGet the Shipping mark mug.

shopping cart abandonment

"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.
"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."
by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024
mugGet the shopping cart abandonment mug.

shipping war

a shipping war is where there is a love triangle (or in some cases square) and there are two teams (or three) and each team is rooting for a different ship/ relationship. it often happens in fandoms, to my knowledge i have never seen one happen in real life.
me: are you on team keefe or team fitz in the kotlc shipping war?
someone: i'm on team fitz.
me: how dare you fitz sucks i am on team keefe!
by i love pjo January 31, 2024
mugGet the shipping war mug.

Slapping the floor

The sounds of the disgusting, unwashed, uncivilized and shoeless feet of a cretin makes in PvP games (typically FPS) when they're moving back and forth aimlessly devoid of any thought, intention or reasoning making them difficult target because they're moving unconventionally thus making their movement unpredictable on total accident.
Guy 1: guys can we plz kill TheLegend27 hes out in the open
Guy 2: hes Slapping the floor i can't hit him!
Guy 1: oh fuck i cant hit him either
by P00SEYSLAYER69 June 6, 2024
mugGet the Slapping the floor mug.

Shagnapping

When you have been deprived of sex for so long the next person is getting shagnappes.
She is definitely worth shagnapping, it's been two years for me.
by Twistedatom83 February 26, 2024
mugGet the Shagnapping mug.

Shipping

Ah yes the world of shipping
shipping is when you pair 2 characters in a show/movie/real life/etc
Or even if your weird enough you can ship a real life character with a cartoon character
Dana: Do you play regretevator i ship the npc!! i love party noob x pest!!
Proud beetlecableshipper: yes i play regretevator but i ship lampert and pest
Normal person: dawg they're npcs from ROBLOX why are you shipping them
Dana: because its fun :3
by Gregoriah March 11, 2024
mugGet the Shipping mug.

shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
mugGet the shopping-cart hockey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email