fucking swapper

To not have any control over your motorcycle. Unable to control the slow pace that you are currently attempting to hold. You should sell your motorcycle and try golf you shit heap

I watched you ride, your a fucking swapper

by Chucka24 April 24, 2015

ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

by fun haver August 30, 2015

screen shopper

A broke individual who shops online but can't afford anything. Like a window shopper would do.

Boy 1: That girl over there is always looking up things she's can't afford
Boy 2: she's a screen shopper

by buckwyld94 October 17, 2015

calf slapper

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers

As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!

by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015

Brown Snapper

A brown snapper happens when a woman takes a shit and when she wipes she wipes from the back to the front dragging her shit wipe across her pussy lips.

I went down on this chick i met at the bar last night and her pussy tasted like brown snapper. gross.

by ya bro bra November 23, 2015

cinnamon snapper

noun

The vagina of a redheaded woman

You know that blonde girl I'm dating, turns out she has a cinnamon snapper!

by sue-donnim March 10, 2016

didly slapper

A Didly Slapper is funny but can be annoying at times.A Didly Slapper is a person who is shy and is afraid of tasks in life.When the crush of the Didly Slapper asks about him/her the Didly Slapper will reply "Meagrhh"when nervous.

Wow.Your one Didly Slapper .

by Carl55737995336. May 6, 2016