self-discovery

Masturbation.

I go on a journey of self-discovery every day -- it's good for my skin!

by Cochleare cineris October 15, 2010

Selfie Control

When you take an amazing selfie but decided wait a few days to post it on social media because you've already posted too many pictures, status updates, selfies, etc. recently.

"Omg I love this selfie of me! I look so good! I think I'm going to post it on Instagram."

"Dude have some selfie control. You've put up 2 statuses, 1 selfie, and 3 group photos in 4 days. You gotta chillax or people are going to think you have no life."

by Ramnation1 November 10, 2014

self love

To masterbate

Neal: did you get some pussy last night?
Bob: Hell no, it was all self love last night

by Heywoodjublome August 8, 2016

Yeetus Yeetus go Commit Self Deletus

Pretty much the coolest way to say kys. Commonly used as a joke or by trolls on a highly played gaming platform that goes by the name of ROBLOX. Now, I play roblox and I must say that there’s no better roast that can bypass the chat filter. Well, last time I checked it did XD.

Sirgoofsalot: bro you’re a straw when it comes to this game...as in you only SUCK XDDD

MrStealYoGirl: you shall yeetus yeetus go commit self deletus

Sirgoofsalot has left the game

by Dude29007 October 28, 2018

Massachusetts Self-Defense

Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.

Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)

Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Self-Injury

Intentionally hurting yourself for relief, comfort and/or pleasure. Such forms of SI include:

Cutting(mostly arms & legs)
Burning
Headbanging
Hitting
Hair pulling
Lip biting
Nail bitting
Needle Stabbing
Ice & Salt

Sally cuts herself therefore she is a self-injurer...

by Cassie February 26, 2004

Self Care

Self care is putting absurd amounts of Parmesan cheese on your spaghetti

Self care is important when going to any restaurant.

by Croissantboy May 8, 2018