Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.

Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!

by Holidays4men August 20, 2024

blister season

Spring. Specifically, the part of spring where you first start wearing heels and sandals without socks.

Judith, do you have a band-aid? Normally I carry some around during blister season, but I just ran out because I'm wearing these snug but gorgeous Manolo Blahniks.

by linguishionista March 29, 2009

Ram Season

Ram Season is essentially a season from the end of april to mid may that consist of devious activities such as looting, cheating, and several illegal and immoral activities.

Billy: Its Ram Season mayne... bout to turn up!

Karlie: Billy cheated on me and said something about a 'ram season'??

by st1nkie May 9, 2022

Seasonal Edging

Close to the end of one season, when you get a day or two of weather typical of the upcoming season.

Yesterday was below freezing, today it's 30 degrees warmer and sunny. Tomorrow is back to cold temperatures. I'm tired of this Seasonal Edging.

by B_CAT_B February 18, 2023

Sound off season

When you rethink your life choices for a few days or months because your'e in such a bad state.

"Hey I am a depressed mess right now so I will take a two-week leave for sound off season."

by xzid20 October 3, 2025

blackout season

blackout season is where athletes choose to wear all black and go demon mode

''remember Johnny''
''yeah''
''he was so cool''
''remember when he went into blackout season and got 20 offers''

by hesthakid May 7, 2023

Jobless Reincarnation Season 3

WOOOOOAH! WHAT!? THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN DOES IT!? WOOOOOOOOOAH!!! Please tell me that that is some kind of premonition that he is trying to avoid or something NO WAY!

Hym "I gotta pick up Jobless Reincarnation season 3 back up because there is no fucking way the spoilers are real! Ooooooooh no! Oooooooooh man! That does not bode well for whoever that is about! We all know I'm Man-God but that other guy is getting cooked. Cooked and shook! Shaked and Baked! That is wild!"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025