Santa

Santa! He’s a big fat chubby fellow, very nice!p and joyful!His full name is Santa Claus 🎅,He appears on the most happiest holiday! Christmas 🎄!
You don’t know that holiday? Every night.....while your sleeping Santa come into your house! And checks if you on the naughty list or nice! If your on naughty you won’t get presents 😔 BUT if you on the nice list you will! 😆

To be on the nice list make sure to be nice ALL year!
Christmas- December 25

LOOK ITS SANTA CLAUSE! I wonder if he gave me any presents! I’ve been good all year!

by Nataliiiiiiiii April 07, 2021

Santa

Another, more fucked up, personality of Satan

"What did you ask Santa for this year Timmy?"
"I asked for dad to come back"

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 06, 2021

Santa

A man that breaks into your house spy’s on you and don’t get arrested plus he has a waist line bigger than 3 reindeer

dasher- oh no there’s Santadancer-umm Santa can you mabye lay off the cookiesSanta-shut up or I give you to a kidruldolph-PLEASE I’VE WANTED YOU TO SO THAT FOR 20 YEARS

by Weird dog lover08 December 19, 2018

Santa

Nimrod for kids

Santa is satan
Santa is nimrod

by Michaeljokeson December 20, 2020

santa

a big fat red and white dude that delivers billions of presents overnight

oh wow its santa!

by caligulove68 December 04, 2023

Santa

A big fat chubby guy that sneaks down your chimney in a too tight red jump suit hoping to steal your cookies. Santa may be old now but back then he was quite the chick magnet.

Santa is a human too!

by Marshmallow gal January 03, 2020

Santa

Santa is a non-existing man. The legend of Santa Claus can be traced back hundreds of years to a monk named St. Nicholas. It is believed that Nicholas was born sometime around A.D. 280 in Patara, near Myra in modern-day Turkey. Much admired for his piety and kindness, St. Nicholas became the subject of many legends. Santa usually wears red and green clothes. Most parents tell their childeren that Santa will come down their chimney at night on Christmas Eve ( 24th December ). It is really just their parents putting presents underneath their Christmas tree. Childeren might stop believing in him around the age of 8-10.

Katie: Mum, is Santa real?
Katie's mum: Yes, sweetheart.
We have no proof of Santa being real!!

by Angxlii December 24, 2022