1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.
2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.
2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.
by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018
Get the Santa flawsmug. When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)
Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.
by Nastynick23 August 26, 2017
Get the Santa clausedmug. 
Get the chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santamug. When Darnell couldn't afford the Baby formula similac santa put it on his bill and saved the holiday.
by Fred W Schwartz December 18, 2019
Get the Similac Santamug. The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.
Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?
Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.
Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.
by Inferior April 22, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug. He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday
Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans
Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans
Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
by Hobo Santa June 16, 2019
Get the Hobo Santamug. When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.
Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!
by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019
Get the Reverse Santamug.