Javanka Republican

The kind of Republican who doesn't actively support ethnic cleansing* but is merely indifferent to it and will gladly go along with it if it furthers their careers. Named after Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.

* Note: this does not apply to Palestinians, in whose case they are still in favor of ethnic cleansing.

Republicans have taken to calling Nikki Haley a "Javanka Republican."

by Catty McGee January 8, 2018

Republican

The correct political part.

Damn man, that Republican made some pretty good points.

by Monica Lewinsky November 9, 2020

Banana republic

A country where the average penis size exceeds 7 inches.

You take these pills for 2 months and your penis will grow at least 2 inches, and your wife will think you are from a banana republic, she will want to fuck you 3 times a night every night like they do in some West African and South American countries where it's not uncommon for people to have sex 3 to 5 times in a night, if that's what you're trying to get to.

by Solid Mantis March 13, 2020

Republican

1. Someone who opposes monarchy (usual, historic definition)
2. In the modern United States, someone who vigorously strives to bring monarchy back

1. The republicans deposed the tyrant and instituted a republic.
2. The Republicans demand that Donald Trump and his children be allowed to rule forever as a royal dynasty, the will of the people be damned.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 8, 2020

Republican

The only thing keeping America a great country.

Wow that republican really is a great guy.

by Yay Trump October 20, 2020

Republican

The party Abraham Lincoln founded, nuff said.

Hey did you hear, we can't own slaves anymore.
Dam Republicans!

by genooo June 26, 2008

Banana republic shit

Shit that goes on in a country where the average penis size exceeds 7 inches in length.

Some people were calling the election Banana republic shit, since they knew that it wasn't like us. America is a superpower, but it's not the country with the largest penis sizes in the world, if we are honest with ourselves and don't let the superpower factor get to our heads. At least China doesn't have to think about it, they know they have some of the shortest dicks in the world (even shorter than the Irish), and they're going to take over everything anyway.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021