redneckery

The fine art of growing and maturing as a redneck, often in hick bars drinking Pabst or Shlitz beer, while standing and dancing on tables, hollerin' out loud about how you've been single for far too long and not understanding why.

Heather and her friends engaged in general redneckery Saturday night at The Wild Turkey Tavern, attracting quite a few rednecks of the male variety.

by AP_Redneck May 16, 2016

Rednecktified

When a suburban white girl makes cultural transition into a countrified redneck due to her mates classified hierarchy.

"Damn Miranda Gilmers sure got Rednecktified this year!"

by Conrad weiser May 28, 2016

Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016

redneck tiramisu

Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!

Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!

Dave: What on earth is that??

Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...

Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!

by Marshall Fazione November 20, 2016

redneck sausage

Big and ugly piece of shit

Why do you moan so loudly in the toilet? Are you masturbating there?!
No , sorry , I just make a redneck sausage

by TrumpStump December 16, 2016

reddock

Full of charm, hides it in the dark to be left anonymous.

Do you know ol' man Reddock? He lives back off in the woods.

by Fluffyflipflops January 23, 2017

redneck streaking

A red neck that shit in his/her pants

Are you redneck streaking?!

by Lander Tbong January 1, 2017