Softball Pitch

When someone does something that's makes it too unfair to embarass or joke about them about it.

Obama: "Hey Joe, I just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"

Biden: "Really? And for not doing anything either!"

Obama: "Really...seriously Joe? Did you really have to swing at the softball pitch?"

by Bimsta October 10, 2009

Obama Pitch

An Epic Failure to any physical activity, like the starting pitch Obama made, that was thrown off camera.

Guy 1:"Hmm, I don't think that I've seen anyone fail so badly..."
Guy 2:"Total Obama Pitch..."

by Xx.mollie.xX July 23, 2009

Petch

Very camp or outwardly gay.

With that pink shirt on he looked very petch!

by fadryn December 13, 2004

patchez the cannibal

fag ass bitch who thinks hes a rapper but in all reality he sounds like a severely retarded child being tortured. he also thinks hes soo good that he actually has to go around giving people his cd's for free begging them to listen to him... thats really how bad he sucks.

"did you hear what happend to patchez the cannibals car?" "yeah he got his windows smashed cuz he thought he was tough shit"

by # 1 asshole June 30, 2009

pumpkin patch

Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.

Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!

by HK1717 December 12, 2012

pitch a tent

To do up "a tent" (one tenth of a gram or 100 mg) of heroin (usually about three tickets).

I'm curious if anyone else has heard or uses this one.

whadya say we take these tickets back to the house and pitch a tent?

by Krunk Nasty November 8, 2007

perfect pitch

Perfect pitch is when someone throws an accordian and it hits a bagpipe.

Lawrence heaved his accordian and it hit Scotty's bagpipes to the great relief of all who can hear.

by duels May 13, 2005