Purple Slurple

A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.

Did you hear about Jeff’s trip to the zoo? He got a purple slurple from Dopsy, the baby giraffe!

by Busterpants June 01, 2019

Purple Taranchula

1. The sativa relative that gives you the best high physically achieveable; while the indica variety more or less paralyzes you, not in a bad way..., this sativa posses psychedelic qualities at 1/4 gram by me own personal experience.
2. The bombest weed possible in any universe; aye by landeth or sea-eth, or north-eth or south-eth... im talkin everywhere!!!!!
3. The highest grade medical marijuana possible and in some states where medical is legal Purple Tarancula is illegall because of it's THC content.

(1)"yo man you smoke weed?"
(2)"yeah man why you got nuggets?"
(1)"yeah man I got purple taranchula"
(2)"Never heard of it."
(1)".... Nevermind man.. guess you dont know whats good.. peaceee.."

by Slavis0989 May 01, 2010

purple raindrop

A fan of the god of music Prince

"did u hear When doves cry"
"Yea im totally a Purple Raindrop"

by Okimdone January 04, 2018

Purple Vulva

The female version of blue balls.

Man, this night didn't make me 'O', now I got purple vulva.

by Blue Mercury October 11, 2014

Purple Coobrala

an ever changing concept used often to befuddle friends, describe random objects in order to maintain an inside joke, or anything else very random.
Purple Coobralas often change as they feel like it, changing shape, meaning and connotation.

Oh my God Stephen, I can see your Purple Coobrala! I'm scarred for life - put it away!

by purple00 February 07, 2008

Purple Hairbrush

An item normally used for brushing your hair, but altered to being used as a sex toy to pleasure ones self.

She was brushing her hair, and got a sudden urge to pleasure her self with her purple hairbrush.

by WhatABigYikes April 19, 2018

Purple Berliner

A Purple Berliner is a double ended dildo. It is the usual choice of closet lesbians who get drunk and bang the fuck out of one another.

'C' and 'J', after getting hammered on red wine, ended up in bed together fucking in unison with a big Purple Berliner

by noahmurney October 20, 2009