mocha puppy

Having sex in the doggy position after taking a muddy shit, making the receiver drink your 'mocha' from the bowl.

'bitch i'm sexy me a mocha puppy'
"Did you hear about mary and zach? They broke up after zach tried to pull a Mocha Puppy while they were banging."
"I was really horny after that trip to taco bell, so after painting the toilet bowl with post taco bell shits, I pulled my girl in for a quick mocha puppy"

by ayylamo August 21, 2016

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puppy muncher

Puppy Muncher: Derogatory slang used to describe an Asian person, specifically referring to the incorporation of dog into most Asian diets.

Friend 1: "Hey Chong Long invited me to his party man, everyone's gonna be there!"

Friend 2: "No way man, I can't stand that fucking Puppy Muncher."

by Fireyfurry February 7, 2018

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puppy chicken

A boy that bleached his hair platinum blond with a beak of a chicken and a little puppy face.

I'm a puppy chicken! Peck! Peck!

by Rickysucks February 5, 2017

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Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.

Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.

by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020

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