Pull a jon

When an employee calls in for work on the beginning or end of the workweek.

"I feel lIke crap today, think I'm going to pull a jon."

by cee___jay October 20, 2016

pull a Cunanan

A phrase one uses when they are on the brink of a nervous breakdown and want to go on a cross-country road trip to kill off all the people who have pissed them off over the years. Derived from the serial killer, Andrew Cunanan and his 2 month killing spree.

I'm so pissed off at everyone right that it's making me want to pull a Cunanan.

by k_r_ May 5, 2018

pull a penis

when you yank on a penis far too aggressively.

Doctor: What caused you to bleed so profusely?
Man: The girl I fucked last night decided to pull a penis.

by Golden Kitty March 12, 2018

Pull a “Gui Lopes”

When you are such a stubborn cuck that all of your friends leave you

Gui: Hey guys I don’t want to do that.

Everyone: You should come, don’t pull a “Gui Lopes”

Gui: No

*Friends Leave Him*

by That Davis Kid May 14, 2018

Pull a Sophia

When you google spoilers and/or the end of a movie/TV show before you finish watching

I want to find out what happens in game of thrones, but I won’t pull a Sophia.

by Phoebeandprince June 12, 2018

Pull a Corey

When you you're arguing with your stepson who's dads house recently burnt down and he tells you he's gonna go live with his dad and you say "what are you gonna do, sleep in a fucking tent?"

Bobs dad's house burned down last week, I sure hope his step dad doesn't Pull a Corey.

by Corbin27p September 17, 2018

Pull a Matthew

To “pull a Matthew” refers to getting high from cannabis. It may be used to specifically refer to getting high in the morning or before a social event or even on a hike in nature. baked stoned high wake n bake

I woke up this morning ready to work but I had to go and pull a Matthew.

by Bondini May 27, 2019