Steve: Yell's out nice "Poon Walker!"
Sabrina: Yells back. Thank you.
Steve: your welcome poon Walker.
Sabrina: Yells back. Thank you.
Steve: your welcome poon Walker.
by anonymous_Wolfe January 23, 2022
When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
by MrMooftySanch July 09, 2021
1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!
2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!
2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!
by beavermaster March 16, 2014
A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
by Simon News1 July 20, 2022
by Transane May 03, 2010
by Srosro December 15, 2018
Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.
Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 28, 2013