to play safely

To have sex using contraception.

Remember to play safely!

by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 19, 2005

Double Play

When a male reads a woman a children's book in a smooth deep voice at night to help her fall asleep. He then procedes engage in anal sex with the sleeping woman.

Diane: Jimmy read me a a Clifford The Big Red Dog book before bed last night and then I woke up with a sore anus.
Tiffany: Looks like Jimmy turned the old Double Play on you.

by SnoStorm May 29, 2013

Playing Cards

Making out in a tent.

My friends caught me playing cards.

by milliebeanz April 26, 2011

Playing Twister

Having sex on top of a twister mat.

Madison and I love playing twister.

by Hijuhhejjsbfjf January 27, 2021

Stay for Play

Obtaining lodging in exchange for sex acts.

Tom: So do you have a place to stay when you visit NYC?

Adrian: No, there is this guy who I may be able to chill with, but i don't know him very well.

Tom: Dude, you are totally going to have to stay for play! Get ready to bend over and put out!

by T-Bone074 August 5, 2012

Playing the Sims

When your significant other is out with the baby, and you have time to masturbate.

I was playing the sims when my mom walked in on me.

by OniSan34655 October 26, 2011

playing xbox

What you tell your parents or guardians you were doing in your room with your significant other, rather than telling them you were having sex in their house.

Parent: Hey kids, what are you doing up there in the dark?

Kids: Just playing xbox mom.

Parent: Who's winning?

Kids: It's a dead heat

by biggiesmalls.29 July 14, 2010