pineapple

The worst fucking fruit, LIKE WHY IN THE HELL DO PEOPLE PUT IT ON PIZZA, YALL ARE GROSS

PINEAPPLE IS GROSS

by Jilleen June 21, 2021

tickley pineapple

The sexual act of inserting a pineapple up the rectum and having it tickle the tubes while ripping and bleeding, but inducing overall enjoyment.

Oh dear there is so much blood coming out of my anus, I must of got a tickley pineapple last night.

by Okssor13 June 25, 2021

Pineapple

A “secret” name used for your crush in middle/high school.

“Omg there’s Josh”
“Who?”
“You know, “Pineapple””
“Ohhhh that’s pineapple”

by yues June 29, 2021

upside down pineapple

When you see an upside down pineapple or decor people think you are a swinger but really you're just a fun person with epic friends, who kiss eachother and dump em out. Often confused with mud crickets. So an upside down pineapple means fun person with epic friends who's at times also a mud cricket.

Grami had upside down pineapple on the porch and them things was out bouncing at the bbq!

by Ardnekk August 12, 2022

Exhausted pineapple

When you're so tired that you become completely incoherent and walk around like a zombie.

Man, I an such an exhausted pineapple today.

by Eugene Mikeyyyy August 28, 2022

Pineapple

Military slang usually used by privates to describe an American grenade.

I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.

American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.

by Goatmangold September 4, 2022

Pineapple

Red flag/cap

Him: “ she’s just a friend”
Me and my friend “ PINEAPPLE”

by Brodie #1 September 11, 2022