pearl earring

when your lying next to your old lady after she falls asleep on a nite she denies you some trim. you yank your pud and let loose in her ear, as the load runs down her earlobe and just starts to drip off, damn! looks like a pearl earring

thats my own creation. my wife hates me.

by danny March 7, 2004

pearling

the small amount of white liquid that slowly drips from a guys penis.

When a guy is getting ready topound a girl from behind, and white liquid drips froom his dick. essentially pre cum

by key x 2 January 21, 2005

pearl shocker

when fucking a girl in the vag. right before she orgasms you punch her in the clit.

anal discharge might occur do to the vibrations of the punch and thus the pearl shocker.

by tommy diaz February 16, 2009

Pearl Tongue

A Pearl Tongue is what a lady has after accepting semen in her mouth.

Man, this girl is so fine, after she blew me, I let her give me the pearl tongue.

or

I be in love like a motherfucker and lickin' the pearl tongue.

by Obamanation April 10, 2008

Pearl Harbored

To have been the victim of a sneak attack.

Jimmy so Pearl Harbored Paul when he hit him upside the head from behind.

by pezmeister April 18, 2006

pearl

the act of cutting and eating bite sized pieces from the last piece of desert (usually a pie or a cake) at a family dinner.

Come on, don't pearl the apple pie, I haven't had a piece yet!

by Apple Pie Maker May 17, 2011

Pearling

-Getting caught in a boldface lie in a rather public fashion
-Wearing obnoxiously vibrant jackets to garner undeserved attention
-Being an all-around ignorant jackass

Man 1: "I think I'll wear my orange blazer out tonight..."
Man 2: "Dude, you're not gunna get any girls when you're pearling like that"

by gamer newt February 26, 2011