painted hero

Celebrity who thinks they are heroic because of the characters they play;
Sports figures
fake hero
comic book characters

These celebrity sycophants wouldn't know a painted hero from a real one.

by MadSlasher October 16, 2020

Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.

" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"

by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021

Paint job

Smears of fecal matter on a guy's penis after anal sex.

Brendon: Shit, that slut gave me a paint job!
Marilyn: dork!

by Spice cowboy February 8, 2023

Fence painted

When a guy uses his tongue to lick a girls vagina and butt in a painting form. Up and down.

Sherise has been really stressed lately. She needs someone to Have her fence painted.

by Forbsie127 September 16, 2017

painting the drive

having sex with a girl whilst she's on her period then wiping your penis on her lower stomach

He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'

by the54 January 30, 2014

ice cream paint job

when a bunch of horny dude cover a single woman head to toe completely in cum

" it was great we gave her and ice cream paint job "

by miny me November 28, 2023

paint your back like Piccaso

The act of back shots and then rubbing the cum around on their back

I’m going to paint your back like Piccaso tonight

by Paint your back like Piccaso March 12, 2024