can opener

Someone with a cleft lip

He might be retarded but he comes with a can opener.

by Pandafister28 January 28, 2021

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Opened

Not closed or blocked, such as my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear

I always was wet peeing inside my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear, until I opened the fly that my pee came out of my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear!

by Turo Fernandez October 28, 2020

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Open Source Titties

When a programmer get's horny

Hey man, you wanna check my titties?
Nah bro, I made my titties. And they're open source titties too.

by M1staUwU August 19, 2020

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open bakery

its the go ahead that single girls all over the place for u to make yor move

you think her friends single open bakery dude

by sloftus April 3, 2009

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spicy can opener

When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.

In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.

by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018

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schools will remain open

This sentence is referred to as a meme as schools do everything to get youu to school.

tornado happened and theres no schoo left?
schools will remain open

fuck school. definniton above schools will remain open

by urbanwriter111 March 26, 2023

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