Escaping the hell of mediocrity.
by thankusho January 06, 2025
by Lunchlips121 March 14, 2022
Racing gear Dressed for sex .
I took of her dress I was surprised she was wearing stockings and suspenders "full racing gear "
I took of her dress I was surprised she was wearing stockings and suspenders "full racing gear "
by Slickforlife March 13, 2017
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 07, 2023
A person who, having one Great-Great-Grandparent of a particular race, identifies uniquely with that distant relative's race for the purposes of obtaining financial advantage and benefit.
Marcus is a Race Milker who identifies as being indigenous based on one Great-Great-Grandparent having been indigenous. Marcus is doing this to receive financial benefits available exclusively to people of his distant descendants race!
by Aggrieved Taxpayer March 25, 2024
One person makes a boastful statement, and then another does the same in an effort to outdo the first.
The "Brag-race" is now on.
Whoever runs out of brags first, looses.
The "Brag-race" is now on.
Whoever runs out of brags first, looses.
I was at the bar last night.
Stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then Mortimer chimed in, trying to out do him.
The Brag race ended in tears when Stan forced Mortimer to confess he was actually talking about an incident with his own cousin at a family reunion.
Stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then Mortimer chimed in, trying to out do him.
The Brag race ended in tears when Stan forced Mortimer to confess he was actually talking about an incident with his own cousin at a family reunion.
by Vancetagious January 31, 2016
This is a fan made alternate timeline of events where Mater is murdered in cold blood by an evil organisation. The news of this cripples lightning McQueen causing him to become super edgy and after he spends time morning the loss of his friend he joins the spys from Cars 2 . The spy modifications he gets are two turbo jets that extend from his doors, a taser, A turret that extends from the top of his head and gun that comes from his wheels. With his new upgrades he sets off to journey across the world getting his revenge by eradicating the evil organisation that killed his friend. At the climax of the movie he goes on a mission which results in the death of the Cars equivalent of osama bin laden.
by THE GREAT AND AMAZING CREATOR June 11, 2021