Arse Wank

An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.

Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!

by Poosymonster March 7, 2024

Arse bag

A bag of ass

I don't want to meet you if you're going to shout at me, you arse bag.

by SeptemberSunset June 9, 2021

Out on my arse

Being kicked out of your home, left alone with no where to live, ie homeless

My mam has left me out on my arse

by Ambergumna6891 October 19, 2019

Genie Arse

Genius.

Cheers mate! You are a genie arse!

by Good Ol Jasper July 11, 2010

Arse Mechanic

A gay man, more "butch" and "rugged" than "camp" and "raving".

Mike: "I didn't realise Sergeant Muscle was bent".....
Jim: "Yeah man he's an arse mechanic"

by peterbeans December 28, 2010

Arse Swivel

To do like a dog does when it has worms or an itchy arse. To literally place ones 'knock hole' on a surface and orientate 180 degrees in one direction and then the other.

"Sorry mate, I may have arse swiveled on your pillow...."

by mookletoad October 26, 2011

Elbow Arse

A woman who has an arse that resembles a pair of elbows

If you like that skinny birds elbow arse, you're in the elbow arse brigade.

by Bushead March 30, 2015