Warm food

warm foods= foods that make you feel bad after consuming or "warm" like your body is stuck in the desert

Can vary from person to person, depends on the person’s personal tastes

“Do you like almonds?”
“No dude, those are warm foods…”

by heheheheeheheh July 20, 2022

mcdonald's food

Another way of saying fake

Them shoes are like McDonald's food

by Hi._. June 15, 2017

Hospital Food

The concept of a nurse unloading a day's worth of shit into a decent meal and serving it to you.

Guy: The nurse came back with my food
Guy2: How did it taste?
Guy: Like dogshit fucking pizza
Guy2: That's Hospital Food!

by BIHTikTok November 7, 2021

Looky food

Any food you are happy to look at but wouldn't ever choose to eat.

My mates dragged me out to a fast food joint, there was nothing on the menu but looky food.

Or you see tasty roasted vegatables but all I see is a plate full of looky food.

by Freudian blip November 6, 2020

Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.

We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by vulgarqt May 9, 2018

food ruiner

A person who Smothers everything with ketchup or other sauces even when the food was already delicious

Tony told Chelsea she was a food ruiner as she squeezed a bottle of ketchup on her filet mignon.

by The bunny shoe March 16, 2021

Food Police

Worthless idiots who can't understand the fact that people need to fuel their bodies to stay alive, and thus feel motivated to make asinine comments whenever they see someone eating.

Food Police: OMG you guys are eating THAT?
Normal Person 1: Yes, we're eating dinner. Holy crap, alert the media.
Normal Person 2: *snickers*
Food Police: But don't you know that -
Normal Person 2: What, that people have the right to eat the foods they like, in order to fuel their bodies? We sure do!
Normal Person 1: Exactly. Seems like you're the only one here that's confused.

Food Police: <staggers away, looking absolutely horrified>

by Hazelwudi December 8, 2019