Vagoo Noob

A virgin, a guy who's awkward around women, usually because he is a gaming dork.

John: Feldmo struck out left and right last night.
Eric: Yeah, cuz the chicks weren't playing Halo with him.
John: He's such a vagoo noob.

by WilliamthePleaser October 6, 2008

Noob Tube

Some one who uses over powered weapons in modern warefare 2, halo 3 etc. Weapons such as a gernade launcher with danger close or energy sword with sprint.

"Fuck man I just got killed by another Noob Tube".

by brainfreze27 April 14, 2011

bunking a noob

When a new co-worker has to share a timecard slot with you, because they're so fresh, they don't even have their own.

"Who's Ann?"

"She started full time Friday. So I'm bunking a noob, until they get her a slot of her own."

by D. Gould February 25, 2006

ka noobed

to be immediately declared a noob because of an major faux paus

Nick: i rolled a two...
DM: the lizard eats you
Me: KA NOOBED!

by J.I.M.S.Y September 4, 2006

Noob nob

The act of receiving pleasure where the giver sucks or licks either the male or the female genitalia until ejaculation / orgasm occurs while the recipient is playing a video game, such as a first-person shooter.

Holy shit man, I got a noob nob last night, and I couldn't level up!!

by ChefBone3645 September 26, 2011

Noob tubing

Someone who is (probaly gay) using a machinegun with a grenade attachment to out kill everyone else

noobtuber (dalton): haha im so great at call of duty: gay opps
non-noobtuber:fuck you at lest i have a penis!
noobtuber (dalton):fuck you Noob tubing is great

by non-noobtuber December 27, 2010

noob cannon

Gamer Defeinition: A gun li3x u53d by 73h n00b5 7h47 h45 4 high r473 0f fir3 4nd li3x 1 sh0t xill5.

Regular definition: A gun usualy in FPS used by n00bs to kill enemy players without having to make a large effort or have any skill.

In Call of Duty 2, the Trench gun is known as the n00b cannon

n00b: 0 l00x im soooooooo to41y ub3r pr0. i cud pwn u wi7h my big 7r3nch gun.

n00b kills 5 people without trying...

1337 Ub3r Pr0 dud3: OMFG!!! bunch o n00b 455 gh3ys! 570p u5in t3h fricx3n n00b c4nn0n!!!

(death to all that use the noob cannon)

by death5089 November 11, 2006