Hey Doug, I went to the zoo with Carol’s kids Saturday and after we put them down to bed I got waist deep in her mom socket. We fucked until the sun came up.
by Poonfarm Inc. December 4, 2021
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Get the Dameons mom mug.A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice
Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."
by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018
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by Babygowild March 30, 2019
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Get the mom walk mug.A deadly weapon that is both melee and ranged. The slippers have high accuracy and aerodynamic while thrown flat. It can also attack with incredible speed due to the length of the weapon. It can also be used by other people it only has to be a slipper of a mother
child: Mom my brother hit me
Dad: Ok let me take your mom's slipper and teach him a lesson
Brother: "HINGH PITCHED SCREEMING"
Dad: Ok let me take your mom's slipper and teach him a lesson
Brother: "HINGH PITCHED SCREEMING"
by Master-_-Donut December 29, 2020
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person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"
by billbrasky2015 January 24, 2020
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