Fake Dildo

A real penis

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.

by Theduderonomy October 4, 2017

Fake Wilding

Wilding out for no reason and looking dumb while you're doing it. This word is usually for women that are either crazy, dumb, dumb as hell or loud as hell.

Was you just fake wilding.

by Fake Wilding May 25, 2018

fake blowie

When you take a funny picture with a friend of a pretend blow job, get a laugh, then get drunk, then smoke a bowl, and then get a real blow job from your friend and don’t tell any of your friends.

I can’t believe we did a fake blowie last night; your lips have chlamydia.

by SirDunnsalot July 1, 2021

Fake News

Fake News means anything that will help persuade his deluded cult to believing what he says. It will cover his thousands of his lies that the media exposes, so he can lie some more

I didn't call soldiers 'losers,' that's fake news.

by 0927000 September 4, 2020

fake friend

Someone who only needs you when they want you, make excuses to go watch youtube or do something else, criticize you without noticing, hate someone one minute and talk to them with you then love them the next, are never there for you, when you tell them something important they brush it off or say something like kay or oh.

“_____ is such a fake friend”

by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019

Fake Buzz

When you fart in a way that it vibrates your whole entire pants, making you think you got a text on your phone that was on vibrate.

Jacob: Man I got a fake buzz after eating that cheeseburger.
Johny: I mean it doesn't hurt to check...

by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

Fake Awake

When you are running on straight up fumes and buttchugged energy drinks

Yeah bro, i'm feeling fake awake right now.

by Talbor August 9, 2020