splitting the muffaletta

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..

The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."

by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014

muffed

when a person gets knocked to the head with an extra heavy blow(also see murked).

I muffed him with my bat after I found out he stole my stuff.

by antoinette fleming February 19, 2003

Mifferz

A young deviant hellbent on self-violation and tentacle anime.

by Rabbi Bonsu May 14, 2003

Muffbasket

A slutty or skanky girl, also known as a muffbucket

Dude that girl's such a muffbasket.

by Auto brownboy February 25, 2010

muffcup

a word that you call someone who is being a moron or you just dont like its simply just a insult.

"fuck you mitch you stupid muffcup".

by rooksy89 October 19, 2010

Muffi

A guy who’s usually buff and the sweetest man alive. He’s a keeper. Also has the prettiest eyes.

Californian chick: Oh damn who’s he.

Kenna : oh yeah he’s Muffi

by Take-n-bake November 12, 2018

mummy muff

a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun

Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."

Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."

by E. B. MacNaughton January 5, 2009