Mouth cancer

A fool who talks to much .

You talk to ___________ (any name ) nahh he has mouth cancer .

by GreenoceanMountainGrizzly February 3, 2020

mouth gout

That slightly sour, uncomfortable feeling in the bottom corners of your mouth after you‘ve gorged on things like salami, olives, red wine and cheeses and your gums aren’t used to being bombarded with so many rich, salty flavours - so it takes a while for the funny tingling in your jaw to go away.

Hey, why are you pulling those funny faces, what’s the matter with you?

Oh man, I hit the canopes in the other room hard when I got here, I was starving. Delicious - but now I’ve got the mouth gout.

by Stivchik December 6, 2018

Mouth Guitar

Making guitar noises with ones mouth.

Bro, the instrumentals on that song were so sick I was playing mouth guitar to it through the whole thing

by kushkillakiwi April 4, 2011

Hamburger mouth

After completing oral stimulation on your partner's anus, having fecal matter on your lips.

Man, after tossing that girl's salad I ended up with hamburger mouth.

by Igger August 5, 2017

Mouth virginity

When a girl hasn’t fucked Someone yet but sucked a dick

Are you a virgin?

Does losing my mouth virginity count

by Najajanwklan February 1, 2019

Turd of Mouth

Australian comedy Podcast reviewing shit reviews. Totes meta. Top 10 in comedy charts on iTunes. Fookin hilarious.

Hey douchebag, you heard any good new funny podcasts recently?

Yeah mate, fuckin Turd of Mouth ey.

by Sum Yun Guy III November 5, 2018

Maglite Mouth

When your upper and lower front teeth get knocked out by a large flash light, usually after challenging an officer’s authority.

He keeps talking all this sovereign citizen shit to cops. I give it two months before he comes back home with maglite mouth.

by Cxt_tech September 29, 2018