Dealers Minute

A longer time than was promised, and in some cases never showing up.
*Friend 2 shows up an hour late*
Friend 1: God damn, took you a dealers minute to get here.

Friend 2: My bad, I didn’t mean to lag so hard.
by AssBlaster805 February 04, 2022
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Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
by MackZee February 02, 2020
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Gimme 2 minutes

Gimme 2 minutes
The translation in parts controller terms 1 minute is equal to several other phone calls, conversations and general larking around, which usually equates to between 30 minutes and not at all.
by Andygoesdutch January 15, 2020
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Minute

A way of saying a long time has passed, especially when you feel a bit embarrassed it’s been so long, because deep down you know you should have done it sooner.
“When’s the last time you worked out?”

“It’s been a minute.”
by CatNipDealer December 26, 2018
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Rosie minute

A unit used when measuring time, deceivingly longer than an actual minute. Used to trick people into believing something will end shortly (ie. a minute) in order to get you to complete a task, yet often takes 2-3 times longer.
Bruce: I was ploughing away for ages so I asked her if she was about to come, and she said 'in a minute.'
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.
by seanywester December 12, 2012
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Military Minute

A denomination of time equal to 59 regular seconds.
Person 1: are you ready yet?

Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.

Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.

Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
by A Cream Supreme August 19, 2022
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