A Mexican Standoff is an impasse between three equally matched opponents, meaning there is no strategy to be taken; no one enjoys an advantage; there is no satisfactory conclusion.
A Mexican standoff between the NBN, Telstra and AT&T over who is responsible for internet issues has left customers feeling frustrated.
by royalfucker February 5, 2020
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-He eats his tacos without the tortilla. what is wrong with him?
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Dave got wasted and tried a Mexican suppository last night. He should be out of the hospital in a day or two.
by Huge Assman November 1, 2017
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My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go
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